May 2011
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Part 1: The Journey to Oregon
I will start from the beginning… although I’m not sure my cortexes…wait. cortices are firing on all cylinders—
—This is due to my 5:15 wake up I decided to set myself. I may have also gone to bed at midnight the previous night… but no matter! I was going to get my ass in gear and leave by 6 damnit.
*Which I did*
Provisions for my Epic:
granola bars. Nature...
PS. Stuck in My Head. Classiest Song I know of. →
PROLOGUE: The Journey to Oregon
As NONE of you may know, I go to school in Arizona, but return home to Oregon during the summer months. And by summer months I am referring to the span of July-August when the sun actually shines on the great pacific northwest quadrant of our lovely United States.
Anywho. These next few posts will cover my absolutely harrowing 2 day journey back to my homeland.
*Did I mention I’m bringing...
March 2011
3 posts
Life without my cell phone...
How sad, that I’ve had such a difficult time surviving without my freakin CELL PHONE.
Heres how this horrible travesty went down: My lovely roommate went to California for spring break with her boyfriend. He has a cat.
I, being a wonderful person, offered to take care of said cat for the week.
anyway…
—THURSDAY—
I helped to transport cat items including litterbox,...
February 2011
4 posts
What the Hell?! →
So, go to this URL. I stumbled upon it in my copious amounts of free time… I don’t talk about that though. Its saddening and pathetic.
But Anyway… This is possibly the most bizarre shit I’ve ever seen and for approximately three seconds, I had no idea what the fuck was going on… But then I read the first image
‘take a picture of your head in a freezer then...
My cat Stella fetching like a boss.
Thats right, be jealous of my feline friend.
That is all.
January 2011
5 posts
Not A University. Welcome to Flagstaff, AZ
I attend school at Northern Arizona University In Flagstaff, Arizona. Curiously, the abbreviation “NAU” not only stands for the name of the university, but is also a clever acronym.
NOT A UNIVERSITY as it is lovingly referred to by my fellow students. NAU is not really an institution of higher learning in my opinion. NAU… is a glorified high school, but instead of the acne...